I heard some dude on the radio the other day (KFI 640 AM) talking about this machine that grants your wishes. After explaining how it works, which involves the 'soul of the universe', he talked about a link to his website (of which I can't remember), that had a virtual version of this wishing machine.
I want anyone who reads this to try it and tell me how it goes.
1. print the picture
2. on a piece of paper, write down a realistic wish (lose 5 lbs, good fortune, I don't know).
3. place the paper with the wish on top of the printed wishing machine.
4. leave in a place where it will not be disturbed.
The guy who was being interviewed said he tried it and it worked more times than not. But be careful, because everything the universe gives, it takes back in one form or another. You have been warned. Enjoy.