Where the FUCK have I been?

Most people seem to be asking themselves the same question...,"Where has John been?"
For those who haven't been asking, but are curious, I'll fill you in...

Since my last post, on June 3rd, 2010, I've moved back to the states to make some "dollars" so I can eventually go back to Argentina. And so far, it's not going so well...

I've been back for about a month and a half and am slowly realizing that the U.S. economy sucks big donkey balls. Seriously?? How can it be worse here than in developing, 3rd world countries???

WTF is going on in this world? How is it I'm able to get jobs over seas and I can't get a fucking pizza delivery job here? Really? Fuck you economy, you're ruining my swagger.

But on a good note, I also came back engaged, which is completely crazy, if you know me at all, but is cool at the same time. Baby-boo should be here in 4 months, due to visa politics.

I'm just gonna go ahead and post some pics now. Thanks.

Gold dusted iphone?

São Caetano do Sul, Sampa City, Brazil

This is called a Brazuca (Mortadela, cheese, lettuce, and God knows what else).

Graffitti in Sampa City, not exactly sure where, but i like it.

Rua Capivari

some Favela in Sampa City

Cibratel en Itanhaen, Sampa City

tchau!

Life in Buenos Aires

Alright... So, I know I haven't written ANYTHING since February 5th, so I've decided to write something of meaning this time. Since my last post, I've moved to my mother land: Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Not sure how many of you know this, but I was born here (Argentina) and moved to the states when I was a pup. I've been going back and forth over the years visiting my family in both places. I moved to BA in 2008 after a failed move to NY. Now I'm trying it out again. And this time, it's going a lot better than before.

Between going out like crazy and playing futbol (soccer) more often then not, it's been a blast.

I got a J-O-B at this sick NEW bar in San Telmo (one of the touristic hot spots), and have been making connections and re-connecting with old friends from the area.

All I can say is I'm a lot happier than I've been in a while and I hope things continue to move up for me and my loved ones.

Here are some pictures I've accumulated since I've been back in town:

Can't get enough of this chick...

The Dark (Kinky) Side of Vader

Captioned Randoms

"are yous talkin' to me?"



"I SAID NO FLASH, BITCH!"



"Hold still, I'm almost done."



"Up, down, up... down."

Virtual Wishing Machine

I heard some dude on the radio the other day (KFI 640 AM) talking about this machine that grants your wishes. After explaining how it works, which involves the 'soul of the universe', he talked about a link to his website (of which I can't remember), that had a virtual version of this wishing machine.

I want anyone who reads this to try it and tell me how it goes.

1. print the picture

2. on a piece of paper, write down a realistic wish (lose 5 lbs, good fortune, I don't know).

3. place the paper with the wish on top of the printed wishing machine.

4. leave in a place where it will not be disturbed.


The guy who was being interviewed said he tried it and it worked more times than not. But be careful, because everything the universe gives, it takes back in one form or another. You have been warned. Enjoy.